Patients.

Clothes.

Off.

Laundry day.

Staff? Assist those who refuse.

My, what an exciting start of the day. Not like we ever have that. Calm down, patients! Staff will listen to all of your little problems later. For a moment, let the sane people speak.

Now, that's better. I believe it's time for some of us to go back where they belong. Welcome back, Dr. Orochimaru.

Oh, staff? I believe it's time that young Mr. ( Read more... )

What a fun day, patients. Aren't we getting a little too excited here? Do think of your frail mental condition. All this doubtlessly fun excitement is not healthy for people with restrictions like yours.

Oh, we are happy to inform you that after the hard work of our staff tonight, you should find your furniture fixed on the ground. This will prevent ( Read more... )

GOOD MORNING, SAINT EDELWEISS!

Patients and staff, I hope that you're all enjoying the night air this evening. As usual, I'm here to let all of you know of recent administrative rearrangements to our fine establishment!

Now, as I'm sure you are all aware of, young Eric Cartman has been getting medical attention for a nasty little scrape he was in ( Read more... )

I think it's about time we remind our highly acclaimed staff exactly what they're here to do ( Read more... )

Mr. Edgeworth, Mr. Kurosaki.

Really now, I thought you at least had enough sense to fill in a simple form. Apparently, that wasn't the case.

Your complaints are rejected.

Mr. Edgeworth. I really hope that  you were just being careless, and that illiteracy is not just another of your obvious problems. For the record, Mr. Edgeworth - "favour". "F.  A. V ( Read more... )

[The sound of someone clearing their throat]

GOOD DAY PATIENTS!

I hope all of you enjoyed the ball! Everyone looked so splendid, it was truly a sight to see. There are just a few quick announcements to make everyone's day run more smoothly.

First, I would like to say welcome to all our new patients! Saint Edelweiss is dedicated to your mental health. ( Read more... )

[For a short moment, the noise in the intercom is cut short. You are listening to a conversation, voices of a man and a woman, but too muffled and distant from the intercom to be identified. Parts of the conversation, words fragments of sentences are clear enough for you to understand.]

-can't believe-

-f course. Who would have thought? Anyway-- ( Read more... )

Patients, patients... staff.

What's with that gloomy atmosphere? That's not going to do your healing process any good. So, how about this: The administration has decided to grant you all a chance to forget about all those little phobias, social issues, and paranoid ideas of yours during an event that promises to be much fun for you and cost us a lot ( Read more... )

My, my, my...today was a busy day, wasn't it?

[clears throat]

Good Morning, St. Edelweiss residents! I hope, in spite of the tragedy which you are all certainly coping with to the best of your abilities, that you are all doing...relatively well. Of course, we must address the less than pleasant circumstances which everyone at St. Edelweiss currently ( Read more... )